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Anal Demotivational Poster


Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony analogy
Rating: 5/5

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JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


CHURCH -


TAGS: analogy humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:43 pm
would you go if you were'nt christian?
elixiri - April 9, 2012, 9:17 pm
#137415
edavis - April 1, 2012, 10:11 pm
its only a building till you live it
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 10:50 pm
Yeah, the wife left me home. Couldn’t get me to turn over.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 10:21 pm

Thanks, Guys!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 9:02 am
Having been a believer since I was a small pup, I agree with this!
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:19 am
Good One !
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:18 am
Good One !


DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.


TAGS: dr manhattan tobias funke analrapist arrested development tv blue man group
Rating: 3.24/5

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Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL Poor Tobias


3 LIES IN 1 MOTIFAKE - God created the Universe God exists


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.27/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:28 am
Ok .... Gaylord Douchebag wins!
Schifty - December 12, 2008, 2:11 pm
LogicDude wins. all hail Overlord ^.^
Mal - December 9, 2008, 5:22 am
The fail is strong with this one.
Overlord Douchebag - November 6, 2008, 10:14 am
I can honestly say..This motifake blows. Your Overlord has spoken.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 3:51 pm
Another FAIL of the Logic man. Guess you were born out of your fathers ass.
LogicDude - October 22, 2008, 3:39 pm
Helldeath, only you could fail so bad at failing. Now go do your homework Junior.
Helldeath - October 22, 2008, 3:36 pm
It would have been better if youf father had been ejaculated in the toilet you fucking retard.
LogicDude - October 2, 2008, 2:40 pm
Took a great pic and f*cked up the caption totally. FAIL.


THE GLOVE -


TAGS: house rubber glove anal probe
Rating: 4.83/5

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house - July 13, 2011, 2:07 am
5L. Love it. could have left the 'anymore' off though
forseti - July 13, 2011, 1:14 am
LOL! 5 fingers


PAINTING A WORD PICTURE -




BRUCE WILLIS - Half-Dead, but still lucky enough to kick ass.


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 3.3/5

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JaysynB190 - June 23, 2009, 10:46 pm
It's not luck...don't forget he's half Butch Coolidge and half John McLane
me - October 3, 2008, 10:42 am
You feel that sting big boy? Thats PRIDE fucking with you


IT'S CHUCK NORRIS' CAT -


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 3.11/5

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TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:13 am
oh shit u better run!


FACE IT ... YOU JUST SUCK -


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.79/5

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Helldeath - October 22, 2008, 3:40 pm
when you suck ... you automatically get anal fisting!
Jungie - October 3, 2008, 1:58 am
At least it makes no reference to anal fisting.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:37 pm
Oh, you've opened yourself up for this: Where's the caption? You Suck!


ANALGESICS - Sir, the pills go in your mouth.


TAGS: analgesics doctor hospital pills scrubs
Rating: 4.62/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 12:57 pm
ROTFL! Nice. 5L


GOLDEN GAYTIME - FINALLY


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.73/5

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Emily - December 6, 2008, 4:33 am
Those icecreams are so good, the sell them in Australia.


BRAIN - You don't have it


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 3.23/5

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Claire - November 16, 2009, 11:07 pm
How dare you steal Rerun's only food?
rerun - January 21, 2009, 8:24 pm

I did have it until you stole it and put it on this poster
RRCCmom - November 5, 2008, 10:00 am
Looks like the roast beef I had on my Arby's sandwich
Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 5:01 am
..........dammit
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:19 am
LOL
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 1:21 pm
If you laughed at this one, then he's right.


SPILLING VODKA - In russia .... you would have been already killed


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.65/5

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highplainsdrifter - November 4, 2008, 7:19 am
relax, it flows like water this guy really looks uneasy, refilling a full cup? must of seen a ghost


THE FIST..... - ..... Teaching girly's anuses pleasure since 2004.


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.33/5

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Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:23 am
really? ...........cool
Kung-Fu Devil - October 23, 2008, 6:39 pm
FINALLY! I have saw this picture for ages and couldn't think where it is from. It's from 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:05 pm
Guess everyone has them Mr.Masterfail
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 4:13 pm
You have issues.


RESTRAINT -




I'M ON THE UPPER LEVEL ....... - ......... where are you?


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 3.03/5

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billwilliams - December 26, 2008, 4:24 pm
good one NREEOW. didn't you write for Seinfeld?
NREEEOW - November 30, 2008, 9:57 pm
Inside on a real toilet. Because I have one.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 1:19 pm
Most of the time, it feels like I'm in the basement...


OWN3D - Even Chuck Norris had his Master


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 3/5

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Helldeath - October 9, 2008, 3:09 am
And now you know why he couldn't defeat bruce Lee .... Missing beard. The Beard is the source of chuck Norris' incredible Power.
yon - October 9, 2008, 12:36 am
he only got the beard after graduating duh
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:24 am
THATS NOT CHUCK NORRIS!!! hes missing the beard!


EPIC BODY HAIR - .... you'll never get laid.


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.9/5

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surprisebuttsecks - August 28, 2009, 2:52 pm
Epic razor!!!Also:you can't be sure if God exists or not.But if he/she(worst case) exists there is porn for it.Think about Virgin Mary. There wasn't a camera due to time, but there's documentation:Holy Bible.You may think I'm sick,but God dammit I'm sick!
J - April 15, 2009, 11:23 pm
BarbarEEELLLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!
Sean - October 6, 2008, 11:37 pm
But if you try whacking off to it, it takes forever. Don't ask me how I know.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:36 pm
From what I can see, half the internet these days is Chuck Norris porn.
RnR - October 6, 2008, 4:14 pm
which means that there shall be Chuck Norris porn outthere also
Overlord Douchebag - October 6, 2008, 4:01 pm
..There's God porn, Sean. Let us not forget Rule 35, I think it is: If no porn exists for it, some will be made. No exceptions.
Sean - October 6, 2008, 3:20 pm
Hey, notice how there is no such thing as "God" porn? So I guess Rule 34 has ended the greatest theological debate of all time. Amen to that.
Overlord Douchebag - October 6, 2008, 3:10 pm
Rule 34 has no exceptions. It even says so in the rule: If it exists, there is porn for it. No exceptions.
LogicDude - October 6, 2008, 1:35 pm
I'll bet there's a Rule 34 even for him.


SERIOUSLY ... - ..... NO!


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.71/5

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boinger - September 20, 2011, 7:08 pm
it's the missing link between man and wookie.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
Will you be shaving any time soon. ew.
Foggon - November 6, 2008, 4:57 am
....seriously, with all the money he saves not having to wear shirts etc, he could have at least spent more money on a better Valentine card
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 10:47 pm
EVOLUTION: Not quite to the 'sapien level.


INCEST - Available in the Bible and Star Wars. .... i prefer Star Wars


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.65/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
I believe incest involves actually having sex.
Zed - August 16, 2009, 10:02 pm
Lot and his two daughters, and before that, Eve and Cain. Before THAT: Adam & Eve, since, as his clone, Eve would biologically be his SISTER.
Lena - August 14, 2009, 8:31 pm
The bible says incest is okay? EEW!


THE ULTIMATE HERO - Now we got him


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 3.04/5

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yoda - January 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
strong with the force he is


THE WAY ... - ... It should be done




WOMEN IN TRAFFIC - .... only cause accidents.




THOUGHT NAZIS - Anal-retentive butt monkeys who spend the majority of their time nit-picking the cleverness of others while having no real creativity of their own.




FAIL - Steroids make your balls shrink ... so ... __|-NO STEROIDS-|__


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.13/5

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Koradan - January 29, 2010, 4:12 pm
POWERTHIRST! It will make you so FU___EN energetic!! AARRGGHH!!!
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:51 pm
If those are his balls AFTER shrinking, I am scared to know what they were like before...
GOD4 - May 5, 2009, 12:35 am
Sir: its called photoshop numbnuts. I SHOULD KNOW I INVENTED IT!
Overlord Douchebag - October 1, 2008, 5:15 pm
I wouldn't worry about a zombie invasion. I don't have them quite ready to be loosed upon humanity quite yet.
Sir - October 1, 2008, 5:01 pm
why the hell would you want to look like that, i bet he can barly walk, if a zombie invasion occurs hes fucked


DEEP SHIT CATTLE CO. - Thats what we need !




DIGITAL RADIO - The SOLUTION to the PROBLEM, that didn't EXIST! Because we just couldn't find those DEAD-SPOTS with ANALOG RADIOS.


TAGS: digital analog police 1st responder emt fire
Rating: 3.75/5

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pzykosiz - October 15, 2010, 1:46 am
someone understands. 5l's


CHUCK NORRIS ACTION JEANS - ... Damn ... I gotta get one of those




ANAL-RETENTIVE - Why yes. Yes I am.


TAGS: analretentive fishsticks
Rating: 3.36/5

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spacedog - June 6, 2012, 1:57 pm
I'm guessing he was doing a little word play Jenny. Anal-crappy? Don't let it bug you, just make another poster. :)
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
I don't know why that double-posted. This is not my day...
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
First try, okay? I did my freaking best. I took the best possible picture I could. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Jerkface.
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
First try, okay? I did my freaking best. I took the best possible picture I could. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Jerkface.
forseti - June 6, 2012, 1:01 pm
So you tried to make a crappy poster...?!?


CAVEMEN - they are everywhere


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.74/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:18 am
Hmm ... i think you're right .. i fucked more pussies than Johnny Holmes .. guess i could turn gay now
Bunny - May 19, 2009, 11:05 am
This, ladies and gentlemen, is Sebastien Chabal of France and he WILL eat your babies.
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 8:50 am
Rugby - so easy a caveman can do it.
... - December 31, 2008, 8:41 pm
Oohh Mcdonalds manager
BAMF - October 30, 2008, 3:06 pm
well helldeath none of that helps when your GAY!
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:19 am
Sorry, i didn't lie :p
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 3:51 pm
Lying on the Internet doesn't make you cool, Helldeath. Sorry.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 3:43 pm
Go screw yourself @ all. I can do whatever I want to do ... you know why? Im rich, handsome, and a manager. so .. you fail
LogicDude - October 22, 2008, 3:40 pm
How is Helldeath posting on Motifake with a Leapfrog Leapster?
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 3:26 pm
Helldeath..Go see Ronsart for your 'Get out of Motifake free' card.
Helldeath - October 22, 2008, 3:25 pm
No .... its a KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dbcooper - October 21, 2008, 5:14 am
That, is a rugby ball.
HOLY SHIT - October 5, 2008, 10:27 pm
HOLY SHIT HE'S DOING A HADUKEN WITH A SOCCER BALL!


ASH - Fighting Evil with everything he has. Espacially his insanity.


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.58/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:28 am
"""Spelling Nazis below"""
DotDotDot - February 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
lol you both fail.
murderblade - December 13, 2008, 1:09 am
this poster would be good if you would have spelled "especially" rite...


GAY TEST - If your wife looks like this, I've got bad news for you.


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.18/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:27 am
After all .... Gaylord Douchebag is still a Fail!
Shtoink - November 19, 2008, 2:18 am
well im not gay cuz shes not my wife... shes just my girlfriend!
... - November 5, 2008, 9:39 pm
This is from a really stupid "scary" movie called Dead Birds... fucking lame movie
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 6:30 pm
It's not so much that I'm a creepy evil thing from beyond the dark abyss..It's just that I'm an evil destroyer of realities from beyond the dark abyss. There's a difference.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 6:28 pm
This falls under Rule 666: Creepy evil things from beyond are not to be fucked. Of course, both Overlord Douchebag and Helldeath would probably balk at that.
Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 6:06 pm
hmm .... That would .... really be weird ... guess ... aehmm ... Rule 34
biggy titty - October 25, 2008, 12:32 am
STFU!!!!! im trying to imagine how someone could possibly have a wife that looks like that, without being a necrophiliac .
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 10:50 am
Helldeath, you're not funny, and you're trying too hard. Go away.
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:22 am
Gay douchebag would be more precise
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:26 pm
Oh, I know. I just felt like, well..Being a douchebag.
Porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:08 pm
-.-' Proof of my femininity is on the forum, kthx.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 4:19 pm
I don't think Porcelina's a woman..There ARE no women on the Internet, if you're to believe the well-known Rules.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:13 pm
Thanks Porcelina .... see Overlord Douchebag .... Girls love me ....
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 7:10 pm
Helldeath had a valid reason to be an asshole. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 4:19 pm
Helldeath. Go get your 'Get out of Motifake free' card.
Helldeath - October 22, 2008, 3:50 pm
FROM THE INTERNET
me - October 4, 2008, 5:34 am
man, where did that picture come from? its freaky as shit


PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them




I KNOW - YOU can do it too


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 3.11/5

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ICEMAN - June 14, 2010, 8:41 pm
Luv you too, Scorp.
GreyScorpion - June 14, 2010, 8:27 pm
I confess, I was perusing the topic and saw it last week.
rerun - June 14, 2010, 8:24 pm

should I be a little scared how you know this? And how quickly yo know this?
GreyScorpion - June 14, 2010, 8:10 pm
it's in the early pages of topic 1000
rerun - June 14, 2010, 8:04 pm

somebody just made this with my name in thecaption. don't recall who, but it was funny
GreyScorpion - June 14, 2010, 8:00 pm
crap!! so much for that Iceman roast idea...;(


BEER -


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.91/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:14 am
OMFG ... guess I got owned
energy - December 31, 2008, 8:39 pm
I'll fist him if he fists me first.
Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 4:50 am
My anus will be able to save itself
LogicDude - October 24, 2008, 12:13 pm
I think Helldeath WANTS to be anally fisted...you remember Bre'r Rabbit asking "Please don't throw me in that briar patch?"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 11:26 am
Are there any volunteers to anally fist Helldeath?
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:17 am
Just get anal fisting Porcelina .... it could help
Porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
stfu helldeath.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 3:45 pm
And in that purpose ... I'm a total success. You now made the ultimate epic FAIL
LogicDude - October 22, 2008, 3:22 pm
[email protected] is more like it. This, like many of your postings, something which shows no thought or effort.
Helldeath - October 22, 2008, 3:19 pm
You Fail @ Motifake Liberation Front ... This is perfect!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 7:50 pm
Just a picture of Captain Caveman with the title 'Beer' and no caption? Too abstract, Try Harder!
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 7:27 pm
If you like Beer you must rate this a 5 lion.
Charles - October 1, 2008, 6:55 pm
This is awesome!


BRAIN VISTA 3.0 - The same shit as everthing at microsoft




OH SHIT - .... I don't wanna go there


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.83/5

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Mac - December 30, 2008, 10:18 pm
next time, don't try.


YOU KNOW ... - ... what it's all about


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.76/5

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gawd - March 20, 2009, 11:41 pm
its a one armed hanging
Elder God Douchebag - March 20, 2009, 11:00 pm
Does the Batman symbol count as a vowel?
OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:52 pm
Would you like to buy a vowel?


OBVIOUSLY - This is her Brother .... Cuz, this is MY GIRLFRIEND


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.76/5

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faulty switch - October 28, 2009, 1:16 am
HELLDEATH losing this argument since october 15, 2008, 1:49pm
helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:22 am
LAWL ... Nov 10,08 wasnt me xD but that looser really got that sort of humor i like ... all others ... go cut yourselves ! (fucking emo-dumbasses)
HtD - December 17, 2008, 3:19 am
Yah, go suck a fuck Helldeath.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 10:00 pm
AW FUCK! I forgot to add you to my shitlist, helldeath. My deepest apologies. I forgot about how big of a fuckass you are. You're not mean, you're just stupid.
Helldeath - November 10, 2008, 9:54 pm
Actually guys, I'm a fag looser and that's my boyfriend and his sister. Sorry for being so mean earlier, I'm having trouble with a yeast infection.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 3:55 pm
Just go out and try to loose your virginity NOW. Otherwise it'll may be too late Logic.
LogicDude - October 22, 2008, 3:37 pm
OBVIOUSLY your Girlfriend is riding her Brother's giant wang!
Helldeath - October 22, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey ... just go and get a life ... fucking brick shittin looser.
Culos - October 15, 2008, 4:49 pm
FAIL!!!! How sorry not to have a life girlfriend and having to claim this biatch...


SHUT UP ! - ....... or I'll break your bones.




JUST ASK MY WIFE -


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.56/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:18 am
I'm not yet married, but i never lacked a gf
Emily - November 2, 2008, 6:53 am
Do you really have a wife because you seem more like a Gaytorade drinker to me.


COURAGE - He has got it!


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - September 11, 2011, 12:24 pm
"STUPIDITY" I say otherwise lol


RAMBO SURVIVAL KNIFE - Everything else is bullshit




HE - Will kick your ass


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.5/5

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faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:34 am
HE is farting.
helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:29 am
the only "american" who ever achieved anything ... so ... the word " kick" is just right.
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 9:31 am
The Motifaker misspelled the word "LICK."
lol - January 16, 2009, 8:31 pm
Is that Arnold?
GoForthAndDie - December 1, 2008, 12:42 am
He looks like he's trying to crap a Cadillac sideways.


SENSE - This picture makes none


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.43/5

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Sean - December 25, 2008, 9:01 pm
He thought it was a raid so he hurriedly flushed his stash ... dude simply forgot that he has ordered a pizza half an hour before ... now he wants it back.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 1:12 pm
If this dumbshit wanted to practice his snorkeling, it seems to me a filled bathtub would better serve that purpose.


THEN... - I gotta fight Chuck Norris ..... ....... Epic Battle


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.42/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:17 am
Edit: Chuck norris is beaten!
MasterChief - May 27, 2009, 11:52 am
Read the name. That's how I can fight Chuck Norris.
???? - November 2, 2008, 3:52 pm
Epic Battle? You fool, Chuck Norris hardly has to move one hair on his beard in order to obliterate you.


BULLSHIT ON WHEELS - It got a name now!




OH SHIT - ..... when your brakes FAIL


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.36/5

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faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 4:00 am
lol me too
HtD - March 13, 2009, 4:09 pm
The tags made me lol.


EPIC EPIC FAIL - ....... It's a woman


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.23/5

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Lex - May 29, 2009, 11:25 am
Who cares? Now they can't build their meth-heads club house.
MissFetching - April 22, 2009, 9:28 pm
did you read the article? the woman was sleeping in the passenger street, the male driver was running around on the road.
Rated RKO - February 3, 2009, 11:26 am
This is 5 mins from my house.


EXPRESSION OF ULTIMATE EPIC FAIL - .... this is it




FINALLY .... - ..... a picture of me.


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 1.78/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:33 am
No shemales allowed WhiteRaven ... go away
WhiteRaven - June 19, 2009, 6:28 am
Two girls, one cunt.
Amy - January 23, 2009, 5:33 pm
helldeath i gotta admit...your sisters are pretty!
Doc - January 23, 2009, 7:59 am
Two girls, one cup.
Weapon X - January 1, 2009, 2:36 am
I wouldn't be surprised if mister Jackass posted on Motifake...I'd be more surprised if I found out that he doesn't get ass twice over every night of the week and twice that on Sundays...dip-shits.
Stewfu - November 14, 2008, 12:17 pm
I seriously doubt Johny Knocksville is posting on motifake.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:02 pm
I did not expect you to be THAT jealous.
Bob Chin - October 22, 2008, 5:46 pm
And unless it's the one on the right... I have no use for the picture because judging from the wallpaper.....your closet...you need to come out from it
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Oh, you're the ugly piece of shit in the middle who's never seen a woman before? How much did you have to pay them, anyway? Seriously, leave Motifake.


THIS - would scare the shit out of me


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 1.67/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 11:08 am
You'd have to see this. Bruce Campbell is the man!
helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:34 am
Woddy, i just say ... FAIL
Woody - July 3, 2009, 12:05 am
I will wait for the movie.
MrRandom - June 19, 2009, 11:27 pm
I saw it in Calgary, fucking amazing
Jungie - October 30, 2008, 1:08 am
This is just one of the many reasons why Toronto is awesome.


AD-FAIL - Sometimes even the internet kicks your ass unintentionally


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 1.43/5

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Paul - February 21, 2009, 7:51 pm
erection problems? faster, discreet service Guaranteed or your money back.
Paul - February 21, 2009, 7:51 pm
erection problems? faster, discreet service Guaranteed or your money back.
Mr.Man - January 24, 2009, 3:29 am
The ad was not in english. Nice observation...


EERIE SETTING -


TAGS: worlds worst analogies
Rating: 4.93/5

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NumberXIII - September 12, 2011, 11:36 am
Love thi5 so much! I've seen thit E-mail thread, and loved every moment of it!


FAILED ANALOGIES -


TAGS: church sign analogy humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 4:06 pm

It wasn't in cold storage. It's just completely worn out.
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 3:23 pm
Well, I’d been lookin’ for it for a l-o-n-g time. Didn’t think it’d be in cold storage.
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 3:19 pm

Put that thing away! You don't knowwwhere it's been!
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 2:39 pm
Oh look, I-I-I-I fouuund i-i-i-i-t…ound it…ound it….ound it….., and what’s this?....huh, my leaf blower
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 2:29 pm

Wait one...Let me get the necessary accessories. Now where did I put that magnifying glass.....
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 1:20 pm
Conversation? How ‘bout conversion? I KNEW there was an eleventh commandment........Woman, behold (I must now prepare the baptismal font)


CONVERSATION 3.0 - Express Your Thoughts With Words (Use Your Mouth) Express Your Emotions With Mimic (Use Your Face) Easy To Learn! ;-)


TAGS: analog chat room for the next generation
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:25 pm
i heard about this rumor too...
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:43 am
I just tried this new thing called "Poker Night", no, not an online game, that's what I thought at first too, but this involved little pieces of paper with screen shots of poker cards, and little pieces of plastic called "chips". Wierd!
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:42 am
I just tried this new thing called "Poker Night", no, not an online game, that's what I thought at first too, but this involved little pieces of paper with screen shots of poker cards, and little pieces of plastic called "chips". Wierd!
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 12:31 pm
That is the key to any good evening!
forseti - May 2, 2010, 9:39 am
aggy, you're so right! it was great. great sound, great graphic... but the people are a little less beautiful then in the internet... But that changed after 6 Pints and 4 Jägermeisters!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:26 pm
Kids online don't know what they're missing. Cheers!
forseti - May 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
i'll try one in the next hours. called 'thirsty lion'. main topic is something called 'irish pub'. i'll inform you about my download-rate of guinness the next days. cheers ;)
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:21 pm
Such a shame. 5L
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 6:10 pm
I went to one of these once...horrible! I had no access to Google to check a fact before I talked about it.(not that it always helps me) At least my spelling was never questioned. I don't think this new mode of communication will catch on IMO. 5!


WHEN IN DOUBT -




MARINES STORMING THE BEACH - well, maybe not storming strolling? sauntering?


TAGS: in the great tradition of guadalcanal
Rating: 4.29/5

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MrBlack - April 11, 2010, 12:40 am
Strutting.
pieman - April 10, 2010, 6:07 pm
Tthe picture of Quagmire and the only word I can read is "Giggity". That is the icing on the cake. 5L


OWNED - .... there are many ways to be it


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.97/5

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Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 4:57 am
Strike back
Ag218 - October 23, 2008, 4:47 pm
Collateral damage, Whatcha gonna do?


PLAYING HANGMAN .... - was never so much fun


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.95/5

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Fuck - February 2, 2010, 8:21 am
Fuck you and America.


CAVEMEN - ... know how to do it


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.95/5

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Seb - December 12, 2008, 6:06 pm
If they couldn't, then we would not be here.


ASH - The Ultimate Survivor


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.92/5

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Krissie - March 2, 2010, 2:56 pm
This...is...my...BOOMSTICK!
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 11:28 am
Hey is that Sean?
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 9:32 am
army of darkness
Lolness - August 25, 2009, 9:19 am
What movie is this again O_o?
helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:22 am
Cuz Ash anally fists every demon around here
WhiteRaven - February 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
Why is this tagged under anal fisti...OHH


DIETS - One Hell to survive




NO-USE-THINGS - They exist




NEVERMIND - You're in the country of retards


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.86/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:17 am
Nope ... nobody beats europe ...
ace - March 10, 2009, 4:21 pm
Even if they did (which they did not) we beat them guys.
Smokey - February 28, 2009, 11:47 am
I challenge that. British Empire oppressed WAY more and we did it with a couple battleships and a rifle.
Nero - February 26, 2009, 6:16 pm
Certainly beats being the oppressed.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 7:13 am
Call us what you like but we fuckin' rock!!! AMERICA KICKS ASS! No country has ever oppressed so many with so little effort!!! I'm happy to be the oppressor.


DAVID HASSELHOFF - Also less popular than the teletubbies! (don't hassel the hoff!)




! GET A LIFE ! - LIVE FOR THE EMPIRE




BEER DRIVE - The best invention humankind ever developed


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.75/5

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theapezone - February 24, 2010, 6:33 pm
Wieselburger is austrian beer.
helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:21 am
Agree to 100% w canady
canada - July 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
beer rocks, barockeva is just a pussy
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:38 pm
That's a German beer brand....and ALL German beer pretty much rocks.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 7:26 am
Beer is disgusting. Get better taste you stupid hillbilly.


BEAUTY - ... you totally lack it!




PHOTOSHOP - Now ... you can too


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.7/5

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W - December 24, 2008, 11:02 pm
You can tell he's running very fast because of how much his hairline is receding.


B - 52 - Everything else ....... ....... is Bullshit




TANKS - they can be wrecked




....OWNED.... - noone will ever help you


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.63/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 6:27 am
OMFG ... how many dumbasses are out there on motifake?
bobsagget - February 6, 2009, 2:19 am
so that robot your speaking of will ever help you... like think of it this way "robot will ever help you." that doesnt make any sense.
Porcelina - October 23, 2008, 8:21 pm
PWNED
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 3:57 pm
I know dumbass ... I'm refering to a bot on counterstrike (v 1.0.0.5) which is called "noone" and never helps anybody
Nazispeller - October 22, 2008, 2:14 pm
No one is two words


SEE .... - ... you are the looser




SPAM - ....That's the real thing!


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.59/5

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Big Daddy - December 10, 2008, 1:19 am
I Dont Like Spam!!


FIGHTING YOUR OWN HAND - Ash knows how to do it.


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.42/5

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:11 pm
You're right, Ash needed a chainsaw AND a Shotgun
Dr. Strangelove - October 15, 2008, 9:00 pm
peter sellers is the only person who can effectively fight his own hand


PERFECT FOR LIBERIA -


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.27/5

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Zed - August 11, 2009, 9:08 pm
Who the hell would mutilate perfectly good Calico Liberty 100's, though???
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:20 am
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Calico's... When you've got 100 rounds you just spray and spray and spray, you'll hit it eventually, it's just a matter of time. You do not need to aim.


COUNTER-TERRORISTS - ....... win!


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2.2/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:34 am
Correctly .... Cobra is what us needs
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 8:40 am
Am I the only one thinking "Coooobraaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!"
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 3:50 pm
"Hostage secure!" "Roger that".


CHUCK NORRIS - Is the only one who can save you now


TAGS: anal fisting
Rating: 2/5

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:07 pm
Chuck Norris would erase that thing from the List of Living.
Zed - October 23, 2008, 9:53 am
Looks like an Umbrella corp. Tyrant unit. Me, I'd call out for Chris Redfield, Barry Burton, and Jill Valentine, 'cause Chuck would be Purina Tyrant Chow.


ATHEISTS V CHRISTIANS - Making Motifake a very dull place




HERO - You can be a hero on the internet


TAGS: hero anal
Rating: 1.62/5

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JethroCodine - September 9, 2008, 9:31 am
very nice...I'd put it in your bum
aPauling - September 9, 2008, 9:30 am
Good man!


SO MANY MEN -


TAGS: wine analogy humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:13 pm
By the by... she really is a pretty lass, regardless of all else. Great image.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:07 pm
Fashion. It evolves in a circularity that has been proven. Best to look deeper, in all things, deeper than the paint job. Go back another hundred years and 'phat' was considered the wang dang doodle. Go figure. Just be what you is, not what you ain't?
lgvernon - November 15, 2014, 1:56 pm

1890's Victorian era. I love the fact that buxom women were once considered beautiful instead of phat.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 12:54 pm
Some confirmation of your text's implications... Wow! Nice set of fun bags! Thanks!What? There is text too?
lgvernon - November 15, 2014, 12:49 am

Wrong head, oh ye of little...well, let's just leave it at that.
GaryO - November 14, 2014, 8:33 pm
I’m not so sure that comment wuz in yer favor, Large Vermin. Soooooooo, to wit, yer honor. The defense rests. (However, nice place ya got there. Whudya call it, the great room?)
lgvernon - November 14, 2014, 3:45 pm

Don shake your head so hard, Gary. That's the 'BB in a boxcar' effect you're experiencing.
GaryO - November 14, 2014, 2:55 pm
Fine-ine-ine-ine….well crap, there’s that echo again, you mind sitting proper, Vernestine?
lgvernon - November 14, 2014, 12:33 pm

You misspelled wombat again, Gary.
lgvernon - November 14, 2014, 11:48 am

Prissy, in some cases the tips of stilettos would still be too big. Speaking of which~~hey Gary, how ya' doin?
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:36 am
Should those grapes be stomped in the traditional barefoot method or can I use my stilettos?
GaryO - November 14, 2014, 9:59 am
I believe I've matured, but I still prefer the cool dark place…along with a blind mute wombing...that happens to have enormous fun bags….or tiny ones...any...actually. Oh, and a hairless hind end.
mizzdizz - November 14, 2014, 9:18 am
LOL, Igv! 5 bubbling champagne flutes to the stomping of grapes today! Don't hold your breath on the 'maturing' part. You may need a little mouth to mouth---on the other hand, if he's hot---hmmmm---


Anal Testing -




STARTING COLLEGE -




SUCCESS -


TAGS: success pregnancy analogy humor
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Thanks, C!
lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Just could not help myself. Thanks!
JesusWept - January 25, 2016, 9:03 am
HEY! You used the f-word! Where's the red frame?? Very good! 5 L's
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:34 am
nice a 5er


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